![]() Episodes of Dateline that surround the death or trial of former beauty queens are as tragic and underwhelming as you’d want anything about anyone who wins an award for beauty to be. Beauty queens.įormer beauty queens bring so much drama it’s amazing. It’s part of the charm-one of those formats that never really needs to change and feels comfortable, like an old pair of pizza-stained PJs. There’s something about even the newest Dateline episodes that feel like they were produced in 1991. Like, Catfish is the meal, but Dateline Internet romance is a light, fluffy summer dessert. To Catch a Predator is an American reality television series in the television news magazine program Dateline NBC featuring confrontations with host Chris Hansen, partly filmed with a hidden camera, of adult men arriving at a sting house to have sex with a minor and typically being arrested as a result. “New technology” like Internet dating feels almost out of place on Dateline, so whenever they cover it, it’s usually something SUPER basic and lame that’s really delicious. A budding Internet relationship is a major factor. Any time a doctor is in the mix, there’s going to be some psychosexual shit or poisoning or something else completely amazing that goes with a tuna sandwich and kettle chips lunch. My friend Morgan Murphy put it best when she Tweeted, “I think “Dateline” should just be called ‘If You Marry a Doctor, He Will Kill You.’” So true, girl. It’s like high school with even more murder and like, bad fashion! 4. One of them steals the other one’s boyfriend and some absurdly obvious tell is left behind by the murderer, if they even bother to cover at all. Much like the beauty of teen-based Dateline episodes, anything that has to do with BFFs gone bad is brillo. There are best friends/mean girls involved. There’s really nothing better than this brand of tabloid news’ coverage of “teens” and their “sexts” and their “internet chat groups.” Any time you can hear a Dateline narrator casually toss around “cryptic Tweets” and “the new Twilight movie”, you know your DVR has caught a good one. ![]() His grainy voice, his ghoulish presence, his general freak-ass presence is everything to me. Shes ready for this weekends Mini Morrison May marathon. Okay, I fuck with any mystery “news” shit I can but if all of television was handed over to Keith Morrison and we only watched him 24/7, I would be okay with that. Hello from Unofficial Dateline Friday Ambassador, Sallymoorenews. NBC Dateline NBC correspondent Keith Morrison has developed a cult following for his quasi-creepy, sometimes poetic voice that provides narration of the show’s murder mystery episodes. Yo, I only fuck with Keith Morrison episodes. Here are signs you’ve stumbled upon a good Dateline: 1. I’m Dateline rich-and I know a good one when I see it. NBC reruns them late night and there are always the new episodes on Friday. There are full episodes on YouTube you can stream, there are reruns on OWN and ID Channel. I’m at the tail end of a semi-deep depression and I’ve been watching more Dateline than you could possibly imagine.
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